Maynard's writing so far only extends to writing letters to the press to reform the world.
A Fairy Story
The clever princess knew it all. One day she was going to meet a handsome prince whom she would marry. Then they would live happily ever after.
She read histories and all the legends that she could find. She realised that her prince might come to her in disguise. It could be a frog, who from the magic of her kiss would be restored to human form. So she then started to kiss frogs. One of them was a magic frog. In a flash she turned into a frog. They hopped away together and they did live happily, ever afterwards.